Originally Posted by alcahuetej
Ha, American Chinese food.
For real. I live in chinatown.
It's the umami+beer. It's an unbeatably addictive mouth feel. You just keep putting chinese and beer in your mouth. It all tastes so good. The chinese food requires beer, and the beer encourages you to eat more chinese food, which makes you less drunk so you can drink more beer. Then you start feeling good, too. And hot. You start feeling really hot and sweaty, and it just becomes a big hot sweaty messy chinese food and beer fest. Chinese food is a food you eat quickly. Beer is a drink you drink quickly. Together, they conspire to make you good and fat, quickly.
Soju+Korean-American junk food is another level.